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About this web site...
Just a summer afternoon's diversion away from work and
making music with various bands -
It started because I needed to get DSL at my little California apartment for my job.
That was during the tech boom.
- citizens here and abroad
- the small hours
Just after the DSL was installed, I realized I could buy my first and last name
as a domain name and map it to the computer here in my apartment.
Which seemed too convenient to be true,
but I was pleasantly surprised.
One afternoon, I thought up something fun. This. Except I started making up the
Then Jane said I should use, um, real names.
Really! So she compiled hobbit names from the Lord of The Rings appendices.
I then placed a link to this page from my weblog.
And millions of page views and counting later, here we are.
(And later, due to hundreds of requests, I created an
Elvish Name Generator on Nov. 11, 2002.)
Frequently asked questions
Q: Why is it so slow? A: It's being hosted from my apartment...
Q: Will you sell this site to me? A: Really? Thanks for the offer, but I'm sorry.
I thought about selling it when the traffic exploded. And, from nowhere, they contacted me via
email. They had really big bandwidth, a good site, and they were,
to my mind, the most suitable and timely web presence for this
particular project. But they couldn't take it for
various legal reasons and for those same legal reasons, I can't mention them on this site or in private, so
don't bother emailing or asking me about them, but I can tell you
they were fun to work with...
Q: Didn't you know that in the Tolkein-verse Elves don't have two names? I mean sometimes
they do, but you've mixed up the Quenya and Sindarin dialects and besides I'm somewhat sure
the author specified that a diaresis always occurs in an elven word that ends with the
letter 'e'...(trails off)
A: Ah. I see. Yes, yes. I understand. How ...good... of you to catch that. *backs away
slowly, dials police*
Q: Will you make other name generators? A: Well...I doubt it, since currently
I'm fortunate enough to be working as CEO of Avocado and since this page is really, really old. But maybe, if I find a lull, enforced or otherwise, in my work life. :)
Q: How's it work? A: Compared to some of the other name generators out there,
the algorithm is simple. It takes the first and last letter of each name then, based on
a character set, expresses those letters as a two-digit key which maps to the index of a particular Hobbit
(hears sighs from exasperated visitors)
Oh. Right. My bad. Sorry. "Simple", in this case, is a relative term.
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